monologues blog — healthy hoohoo

We know that eating fatty foods can have a detrimental effect on cardiovascular health. We know that drinking excessive amounts of alcohol can have a detrimental effect on the liver. But did you know that the food you eat can also affect your vaginal health? We’ve discovered that there are actually components in certain foods that can change the scent and taste of your vagina. Incredible, right? A study done at Oregon State University stated that foods with strong scents or flavors can change the smell of your vagina. Garlic, onions, asparagus, coffee and strong spices are the key players,...

Vaginas. Every woman has one, but how many of us know how truly amazing and versatile this particular part of the female anatomy is? Our vaginas can be our best friends and our worst enemies. From experiencing the satisfaction of the perfect orgasm, to dealing with yeast infections, and even becoming a little apartment for a growing fetus, our vaginas are magnificent creations, wouldn’t you agree? Here we give you 10 delightful things every woman should know about her amazing vagina. Your vaginal muscles would give the Hulk a run for his money. I mean come on, your vagina is strong...

Ah yes, the age old question we get hit with about a hundred times every day. “Are baby wipes okay to use around your vagina?” Some argue that if baby wipes are safe and gentle enough to be used on a baby’s diapered parts then surely they are safe enough for women to use as well, right? Yes and no. Health expert Sandy Knauf says, “If it helps you feel more clean and fresh, that is certainly okay!” but she also goes on to point out that, with the evolution of feminine care, we now have our own product; feminine hygiene...

Alright ladies, time to talk bathing thy bits. And how to properly wash your hoohoo is the hot topic of the day. First, let’s break down the bits to two parts: the vulva and the vagina. And it’s fairly simple, just know the vulva is everything outside, the vagina is inside. Secondly, the vagina doesn’t require much of our time for this post because, really, it doesn’t need you. It cleans itself. That’s all you have to remember. Don’t wash inside. Never, ever. To quote the Barefoot Contessa, “How easy is that?” Now, on to the vulva, which does need you....